Erin the Sensitive Hermaphrodite

Listen. I don't go out of my way to mock people, but I automatically determine how I'm going to react when they start slinging opening lines like my buddy here. It's hard to walk the line when you go this route, but I started something, and I had to see it through.



It got a little bit explicit after that, so I steered the conversation toward more palatable material...



I guess it got too real for him.

Or he just flat-out finished.