Monday, November 8, 2010

Your mom



So we at least know it was NOT my dad... beyond that, it could be anyone.

Bra measurements ≠ Baking measurements






Around this time, the conversation became more or less legit, although still heavily boob-centric. She seemed like a really nice girl, but technical difficulties ended our conversation prematurely.

Story of my life. Meet a nice girl with cartoonishly large breasts, find out she's half a world away (Australia), lose her never to meet again.

Sigh. Goodbye, Rebecca, goodbye Margueritte.

Sex Hitler



Sex Hitler is a thing, guys.

Bemuse me



I feel like being weird tonight.

Monday, October 11, 2010

This is not Armenia

I felt like being a dick tonight.









Clearly I succeeded.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Lee: A Film by Quentin Tarantino




I like Lee. I feel like I might be him (her?) again sometime.

A goat, see?