To the point.

Man of Respect

Holy shit, first one back and we hit it out of the park, I'm thinking.







This conversation lasted way way longer than either of us supposed. Note the Breakfast Club reference!

Sex Ed

I lie all the time on this site, but it's not always to mess with people. In this case, the guy was a really good dude, but I lied about myself just because I wanted to see what the conversational dynamic would be like.

I'm fuckin'... weird, yo.

Because no night would be complete without one.

Buy-Curious

Arrested Development references, whenever possible, forever.

Donations welcome

I'm just... the worst.

Finnish Him

I almost didn't post this, because frankly, it represents a new low in one adolescent boy's desire to talk dirty to a prepubescent girl, and one 20-something guy's attempts to fuck with that poor kid.












I am the worst.

Which led to this...

Face Fucking

Some days I worry that I am losing touch.

Opposite sex person

I was feeling somewhat philosophical tonight, so I went to Omegle to extinguish that.




I have a policy to never end a conversation. Baiting someone into doing so can be hard yet rewarding.

Sex Hitler

Sex Hitler is a thing, guys.

A goat, see?