Amoeba

So it's been a while since I felt so disgruntled with life as to mess with the anonymous douches of the internet. So I decided to dive right back in.

Nessticles

I thought it was a Jeopardy or a Karnak thing.

Dexys-induced out-rockage

This was actually a rather nice conversation! How unusual.

Toothbrush

Why doesn't anybody ever want to hear that one?

Unremarkable

This entry is completely unremarkable except for the fact that there was a lengthy gap between the last two lines, which makes me wonder what I could've said to make him stay.

Sigh... we'll never know.

Beer is good

And really, what more is there to say?

Back in the habit

I haven't been on Omegle in months, and immediately we're back to an old standard. Note that they're now putting a fairly obvious disclaimer at the top, which I will be cropping as it makes the screen caps wide and ungainly. The only thing that's allowed to make the screen caps wide and ungainly is my verbose dialogue, damnit!