Unremarkable

This entry is completely unremarkable except for the fact that there was a lengthy gap between the last two lines, which makes me wonder what I could've said to make him stay.

Sigh... we'll never know.

Understanding

Stanley Cup

Happy to talk to a 14-year-old girl... but only if it's about sports.

At the parade

I just can't win.

I'd like to add one that I was unable to screencap, so you'll have to take my memory for it:

Stranger: If my penis were named ronald mcdonald I'd hamburgle your onion ring until ketchup came out.

Which doesn't even make sense because McDonald's doesn't even have onion rings.

And who puts ketchup on those??

Sheesh.

Unexpected

I don't pull this trick too often, shown by the fact that I rarely post ones that look like this, but I find this a really unexpected response. There could be any number of reasons, of course, but the chat speaks for itself.

Seacaucus

An incomplete list of inherently funny place names: Seacaucus NJ, Bethesda MD, Tallahassee FL, Des Moines IA, Boise ID, Missoula MT, Gurbledouche NM.

It's awesome!

I have absolutely no explanation for my behaviour in this conversation. But I'm apparently very enthusiastic about maleness!

Very close

I try not to post too many like this, but being honest, it's why we're all here.

Wise choice.

I can't even necessarily call this a non-starter.

Theoretical femalehood.