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I hope somehow he find that special someone... but I've always been a romantic.

Uncle Larry

I remember you!

It takes all sizes

I just wanted to make her feel appreciated.

I just can't win.

I'd like to add one that I was unable to screencap, so you'll have to take my memory for it:

Stranger: If my penis were named ronald mcdonald I'd hamburgle your onion ring until ketchup came out.

Which doesn't even make sense because McDonald's doesn't even have onion rings.

And who puts ketchup on those??

Sheesh.

You can't blame me for asking.

What can I say? I'm only human.