Sex Ed

I lie all the time on this site, but it's not always to mess with people. In this case, the guy was a really good dude, but I lied about myself just because I wanted to see what the conversational dynamic would be like.

I'm fuckin'... weird, yo.

Because no night would be complete without one.

Buy-Curious

Arrested Development references, whenever possible, forever.

High demand

Since they're so rare, I tend not to goof on girls, so you don't see them as much on this site. But I thought I'd post this as evidence that a) it happened, and b) I try not to act like a lech when a (ridiculously underage) girl comes on, although I can't help but comment on the constant stream of "u horny?" she must get.

I don't know what caused her to disconnect -- I think it was a mistake. As a sidenote, I played for the "Phillies" in tee-ball back in the early 90's, before this girl was born. They're one of my favourite National League teams.

Lastly, Hey, Philadelphia, where'd you go?

Donations welcome

I'm just... the worst.

Finnish Him

I almost didn't post this, because frankly, it represents a new low in one adolescent boy's desire to talk dirty to a prepubescent girl, and one 20-something guy's attempts to fuck with that poor kid.












I am the worst.

Which led to this...

Face Fucking

Some days I worry that I am losing touch.