Nice girl.

Ending my return to Omegle on a surprisingly nice note.

To the point.

I guess we'll never know.

Gaga

And we're back.

More of this sort of thing.

Dr. Internet explains breathing

Even at the end, I'm having trouble deciding whether he was being obtuse, going along with my gag, or attempting to foil me by playing the worst game of "Yes, and..." ever.

Encore!

A little freestyle madness always spices things up.

Salamander

Inauspicious finale, this.

No love

Same as it ever was indeed

Back to it!

Same as it ever was...

Man of Respect

Holy shit, first one back and we hit it out of the park, I'm thinking.







This conversation lasted way way longer than either of us supposed. Note the Breakfast Club reference!

Sex Ed

I lie all the time on this site, but it's not always to mess with people. In this case, the guy was a really good dude, but I lied about myself just because I wanted to see what the conversational dynamic would be like.

I'm fuckin'... weird, yo.

Because no night would be complete without one.

Buy-Curious

Arrested Development references, whenever possible, forever.

High demand

Since they're so rare, I tend not to goof on girls, so you don't see them as much on this site. But I thought I'd post this as evidence that a) it happened, and b) I try not to act like a lech when a (ridiculously underage) girl comes on, although I can't help but comment on the constant stream of "u horny?" she must get.

I don't know what caused her to disconnect -- I think it was a mistake. As a sidenote, I played for the "Phillies" in tee-ball back in the early 90's, before this girl was born. They're one of my favourite National League teams.

Lastly, Hey, Philadelphia, where'd you go?

Donations welcome

I'm just... the worst.

Finnish Him

I almost didn't post this, because frankly, it represents a new low in one adolescent boy's desire to talk dirty to a prepubescent girl, and one 20-something guy's attempts to fuck with that poor kid.












I am the worst.

Which led to this...