I feel like this is going to inspire nightmares of Rob Base, DJ EX Rock, Kris Kross, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Kurtis Blow and half the Digital Underground forcefully doing the Humpty Hump on my loved ones.
Friday, November 12, 2010
Rappin everybody
I feel like this is going to inspire nightmares of Rob Base, DJ EX Rock, Kris Kross, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Kurtis Blow and half the Digital Underground forcefully doing the Humpty Hump on my loved ones.
Confusing
If he hadn't disconnected, I would have said next: "STOP IT! STOP LAUGHING, YOU IDIOTS! ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU'RE GONNA DIE LAUGHING! JUST LIKE YOUR IDIOT HYENA COUSINS!!"
It was not meant to be, and we are poorer for it.
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Opposite sex person
I was feeling somewhat philosophical tonight, so I went to Omegle to extinguish that.
I have a policy to never end a conversation. Baiting someone into doing so can be hard yet rewarding.
I have a policy to never end a conversation. Baiting someone into doing so can be hard yet rewarding.
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
What air is
I don't usually admit obliviousness, but what the hell just happened here? I'm actually confused for once.
What is this I don't even.
Avril Lavigne is rolling in her grave
If anyone's curious, there's a really great version of Knockin' on Heaven's Door on YouTube, but it's in Portuguese.
(And I hate to go into "Don't explain the joke" mode here, but as we all know Bob Dylan wrote the song for the film Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid.)
Before I forget
The reason I posted a couple last night -- at a time in my life when I'm busy as fuck and distracted to all hell -- is because I got a couple of notices on the internet machine.
Phil Roland (Twitter @PhilRoland) posted a link with a little bit of praise on his Tumblr, which I accept gladly because I know he doesn't go around gladhanding people for shiggles. He writes about stuff and is alternatively funny, thought provoking, and very dark.
His post was re-tumblred, or whatever the fuck, by the person who does this tumblr, which is nice since a positive notice from someone you didn't already know is always preferable for some reason. So thanks, and now I've brought it full circle: you're reading me linking you about you reading and linking me.
I never want to be entertaining unless I know someone's looking.
Oh, and if I haven't already posted it, I'm on the Twitter, @scottowilliams. I occasionally wonder about why anyone would follow me, but if you want to, you can, I guess. Free country.
Phil Roland (Twitter @PhilRoland) posted a link with a little bit of praise on his Tumblr, which I accept gladly because I know he doesn't go around gladhanding people for shiggles. He writes about stuff and is alternatively funny, thought provoking, and very dark.
His post was re-tumblred, or whatever the fuck, by the person who does this tumblr, which is nice since a positive notice from someone you didn't already know is always preferable for some reason. So thanks, and now I've brought it full circle: you're reading me linking you about you reading and linking me.
I never want to be entertaining unless I know someone's looking.
Oh, and if I haven't already posted it, I'm on the Twitter, @scottowilliams. I occasionally wonder about why anyone would follow me, but if you want to, you can, I guess. Free country.
Monday, November 8, 2010
Bra measurements ≠ Baking measurements
Around this time, the conversation became more or less legit, although still heavily boob-centric. She seemed like a really nice girl, but technical difficulties ended our conversation prematurely.
Story of my life. Meet a nice girl with cartoonishly large breasts, find out she's half a world away (Australia), lose her never to meet again.
Sigh. Goodbye, Rebecca, goodbye Margueritte.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)