which country???

Gay for Oreos

The Lesson

It's good to have a routine. This person's clearly worked on his.

Career Opportunities

This one went really well.

Level

Some people really do deserve the truth.

Erin the Sensitive Hermaphrodite

Listen. I don't go out of my way to mock people, but I automatically determine how I'm going to react when they start slinging opening lines like my buddy here. It's hard to walk the line when you go this route, but I started something, and I had to see it through.



It got a little bit explicit after that, so I steered the conversation toward more palatable material...



I guess it got too real for him.

Or he just flat-out finished.

It's You

Some people just don't have patience for my nonsense.

The "Hey Again": Alligators

I might re-use this tactic soon, because it's fun. The person really seemed to be going along with it, until I tried to get interesting with it. A shame, too. Could've made a new friend.

Morrow (Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Innocent Typos)

I think he took it way too hard.

Non-starters

Some people can't even be bothered to give me any material at all.



Yes, I am trying to stimulate the conversation by using cute bad grammar. I will forever wonder if that's the reason they left.



This one, I thought was rude, until I thought maybe it was some motherly type who just wanted to bid goodnight to someone so she could rest easily. Aww.



One occasional tactic is just to act like you've already been talking. Sometimes they'll dig it, sometimes this happens. At least they said "kay."

The ASL Files 001

I'd say 75-90% of all Omegle convos begin, or go immediately to, the question "ASL." Here are a few of the recent ones I saved. Some were such non-starters that I didn't even bother to screen-cap them.



I guess he didn't want to.



Notable for the fact that, unlike several previous goes, I gave my actual info.

Tale of the Dirty Granny

This was the most fun I've ever had on this site. Sadly, my talent for one-upmanship and my ability to commit to a bit may have cost me a new friend.

Was it something I said?

Oreos

But really, who doesn't?